Bliss... In Donut Form

There is a treat circle at work that I participate in. Every Monday there is a new treat, red velvet cupcakes, chocolate chip cookies, blondies, etc. Some are good, some are excellent, all are welcome.

This morning, Jigglypuff brought in donuts. So, I had a chocolate iced donut. With sprinkles. Do you have any idea how long it's been since I've had a donut? Years. It'll be years before I have another one, but holy buckets it was good.

Has anyone ever done a study on the addictive properties of sugar? Because when I put that donut in my mouth, the amount of bliss it brought was a little obscene. My mouth is watering just thinking about it.

I'm not bragging.... oh wait, maybe I am.

Will Power

I read somewhere that the more you use your will power the weaker it is. It's not like a muscle. If you use it, the more likely you are to break when it's tested again.

Today I went to DSW and did not buy any new shoes.
(If you think that this is because I didn't find any I wanted, you are either dumb or a boy)
Then I came home and made home made pizza for dinner and cut it into smaller portion sizes than I had originally intended to make the calorie count more reasonable.
(If you think that this wasn't difficult, then you are seriously underestimating how much I love to eat)

This worries me.
I have had two strong tests of my will power this afternoon alone.

Do you think knocking on wood covers stuff like this?

A: Awesome!

Q: What is one word you could use to describe Sara Lee's Cheesecake bites?

Other acceptable answers:
Delicious
Amazing
Yummy
Stellar
Tempting