Celebrities are Funny

Here's what Pam Andersen had to say recently about what she thought L.A. would be like:

“I thought when I came to L.A., people would have parrots on their shoulders,” Pam confessed. “I still don't understand where that concept came from. And I thought for sure photographers would have pointy shoulders and big hats. Yes, pointy shoulder pads and parrots. And hats.”

So... she thought everyone in L.A. would be a pirate?
Not that that wouldn't be awesome, but what the hell?