Side note: They can't stand love and commitment between people of the same sex, but they're all for spandex and stripper heels?
Anyway! In the course of this article it mentioned that the petition to add pole dancing as an Olympic sport had only a few more signatures than the petition to nuke the moon. (300 versus 297).
Here is the petition to nuke the moon.
I don't know that I can adequately express the delight I felt upon seeing an online petition to nuke the moon.
Seriously people, this is why the Internet is awesome.
There are not enough LOLs in the world to make you understand.
Ridiculous? Maybe.
And yet, even though I don't have any desire to nuke the moon, I've been seriously considering adding signature 298.
3 comments:
Sometimes it just feels good to be part of something from the get go. Ya know before it becomes cool to want to Nuke the moon. It is tempting to add my name to that list. tempting.
:)
hilarious post.
Holy crap - Chuck Norris signed the nuke the moon petition. Doesn't his signature make this petition law? It is Chuck Norris...
The moon is now cowering in fear wishing to be nuked because Chuck Norris wants to roundhouse kick it.
That was obviously a joke.
If Chuck Norris wanted the moon nuked/roundhouse kicked then all he would have to do is think it and the moon would be history.
You want to know the totally irrational part?
I have no political aspirations or anything even close, but there is a part of me that won't sign that petition even as a joke because I think it might come back to haunt me.
All my dreams and aspirations choked because I signed a petition to nuke the moon. Ha.
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