Do not wear colorful underwear underneath white spandex shorts.
White spandex shorts (in case you didn't know) are not opaque.
I can see EVERYTHING, even though I can assure you, I do not want to.
To the older man at my gym who loves white spandex shorts, please stop.
I can tell you're the saucy type, after all you love neon green and navy blue underwear.
But, the thing is, you're making my eyes bleed.
7 comments:
Oh my God, I know that guy too.
Your gym is cooler than my gym...
P.S. I will be laughing about this for the rest of the day...
I know you secretly enjoy watching HIM, not Tats.
Wow. I've never felt like calling you my "wicked stepmother" before, but if the broomstick fits...?
I think you are seriously underestimating how disturbing the sight of this guy's shorts are.
I don't think even Tats could pull off this look.
Shut up Natalie, I know you love it...
Maybe next time you can yell - take it off!!- since while you may hate the shorts, you obviously love the look of his underwear enough to remember the colors.
Double Wow. Now, I have a wicked stepmother AND an evil stepsister.
If you had been there you would know that I can't forget the colors as they are burned into my retinas.
The husband even knew the colors (pre-blog) and maybe I'm naive, but I'm hoping he's otherwise not checking out older men's rear ends at the gym.
You joke, but I think I'm scarred.
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