Black Hole

I think there is a rip in time and space in my car.

It's next to the console on the front passenger side, in case you were wondering.

I have lost two things in my car (a guide book to Hawaii and my key card for work) and have specifically looked in this location and could not find said item only to look a few days or hours later only to find said item.

The problem couldn't possibly be me.

I would see them if they were there.
How likely is that I would miss items that are in that location... TWICE!

No, the only logical solution left is that there is a black hole in my car.

A very small, very annoying black hole.

:)