Well, Naturally!

For a few days Internet rumors have been circulating about Sarah Palin's most recent pregnancy.

Her daughter was suspiciously absent from school for mono for over 5 months.
Even though preggo, she still drank caffeine and went running in the morning.
Etc...

The gist of it being that perhaps in a very Desperate Housewives-esque move, Palin was covering for her eldest daughter's teen pregnancy by pretending to be preggo herself and then raising the baby.

Today, I read an article on MSN (that remained on the front page for a mysteriously brief period of time), that refuted these claims.

Palin has released an announcement, that of course her daughter couldn't have been secretly pregnant before, because the kiddo's actually pregnant now.

Well... naturally.

If I were her daughter, I would be so pissed she was accepting the VP nod. Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't want to be the endlessly debated poster girl for teen pregnancy.

Good luck spinning this to your advantage, Grandma!